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Today's Toons 10/31/22


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In Case You Missed It Dept.:  


President Biden got good marks for his rapid commitment to help Florida hurricane victims. But it's going to take a lot more than executive orders to rebuild. Governor DeSantis should lower the state flag and raise the Ukrainian flag to try to convince Congress to send Florida the billions they need.  


President Biden warned an audience on Friday we're on the edge of nuclear Armageddon. It takes really special skills to bring us to the brink of a nuclear war and a civil war at the same time. The fall TV season just premiered and we're all excited to see what will happen in Season 2 of Build Back Better.  


President Biden's warning two weeks ago that we're on the brink of nuclear Armageddon didn't seem to scare young voters and the sense of alarm faded. Ignorance is bliss. A member of Generation Z told me it's no big deal if they don't know what Armageddon means, it's not like it's the end of the world.  


I like to annoy virtue signalers by asking them what their 2nd and 3rd favorite Ukrainian cities are.  


Boston scientists create a Covid with 80% kill rate. I wondered how we were gonna keep China from invading Taiwan.  


Comedians now face an awful choice. We can have cheap gas or we can have Joe Biden in the Oval Office, but we can't have both.  


The year 2022 feels like a movie that was written by Stephen King, directed by Quentin Tarrintino with the soundtrack by Yoko Ono.  


President Biden dined at a well-known popular Mexican restaurant during his stay in Los Angeles Thursday night. When reporters asked Biden what he ordered, Joe replied that he ordered himself a Chicken Quesadilla. And that's fine, until you realize that's what Jill Biden calls young Hispanic girls.  


The House January 6th Committee voted to subpoena Trump to testify. The hearings allowed no cross examination of witnesses, no opposing evidence, no defense witnesses and no Members on it who didn't vote for impeachment. Stalin called the hearings comedy gold as he smashed the Like button.  


Hillary Clinton just came out with her most woke book yet. It Takes a Village to Cut Off Your LGBTQ+ Child's Genitals.  


Barack Obama urged Democrats Sunday to drop Cancel Culture, which he called a buzz kill, and to stop regulating everybody's language. He advised Democrats to stop harping on the danger of MAGA voters. This is proof that once you're rich and sixty, Trump starts to grow on you whether you like it or not.  


The Ukrainian Army was reported by the Associated Press Monday to be on the verge of saving the Donbas. I wasn't wearing my reading glasses when I first read the story and I thought I read they were saving the dumbass, and I didn't know if they were talking about Biden, Putin, Zelensky or Hunter.  


Biden stumps with Fetterman in Philly. Halfway through their speeches the signer for the deaf leaped off the stage to his death.  


Biden and John Fetterman were onstage together Thursday and said 600 words. Then the media put them in proper order.  


The Hollywood Reporter cited box office statistics revealing that attendance at movie theaters has dropped by eighty percent during the past three years. On the brighter side, it was reported last week that the film Rust has been rescheduled for production. Alec Baldwin said he's glad to get another shot.  


Joe creeps out another little girl, this time in LA. If Biden were a shopping mall Santa, there'd be a law named after him by now.  


Hey Girl--- is your name Pfizer? Because you just made my heart explode!  


-- Argus Hamilton 


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3 hours ago, MISBAILEY said:

Thanks for the toons Pookie! Happy Halloween everyone!🎃

You're welcome, MISBAILEY!

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3 hours ago, Reiuxcat said:

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂 Love the Monotones, got my toe tapping. 😉

My pleasure, Rcat!

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1 hour ago, mass55th said:

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

You're welcome, as always & the same to you, mass55th!

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