Today's Toons 10/10/22

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:  

New York Attorney General Letitia James filed a lawsuit against Trump and his kids alleging they inflated the value of their N.Y. real estate to banks to secure loans. I have his legal strategy. Trump needs to quickly rob somebody on the street with an ax to make sure N.Y. prosecutors don't put him in jail.  

President Biden gave a speech to the opening session of the United Nations General Assembly that aired live worldwide. Biden started his speech saying his Inflation Reduction Act will help to defeat climate change. It's always best to open with a good joke to get the crowd on your side.  

Alec Baldwin and his wife just welcomed child number 7. Definitely a man who is not shooting blanks.  

Two million people are without electricity in Florida. Gentlemen, Start your Teslas.  

Hillary Clinton addressed a forum in New York Thursday and likened Trump's rallies in Ohio to Hitler rallies. The comparison is strained to say the least. Hillary compared Trump to Hitler, that is, if Hitler had a Jewish son-in-law, three Jewish grandchildren and had moved the embassy to Jerusalem.  

St. Louis Cardinals star Albert Pujols hit his 700th homer at Dodger Stadium. The country saluted Albert for joining Hank Aaron, Babe Ruth and Barry Bonds in baseball's exclusive 700 club. The next day President Biden called Reverend Pat Robertson and congratulated him on his new member.  

Martha's Vineyard residents drew charges of hypocrisy by getting the U.S. military to ship off fifty migrants only one day after they arrived on Martha's Vineyard, and how the Border States would love such fast service. President Biden just had one question about the entire controversy. Who is Martha??  

Martha's Vineyard residents drew heat for getting rid of the immigrants flown in from Florida in only one day. My generation has a long memory of Martha's Vineyard, and thus we had a quick frame of reference for the expulsion. The migrants were off that island faster than a Kennedy off his secretary.  

Nancy Pelosi made a surprise appearance at a Global Fund Rock Music Festival in New York on Saturday to talk climate change. The music audience booed her from the moment she came onstage until she finished talking. Apparently, the only eighty-two-year-old the crowd wants to see was Madonna.  

JP Morgan bank's CEO infuriated Democrats in Congress last week by insisting that the U.S. must return to full domestic oil production to halt inflation and lower energy costs. That's woke heresy. Domestic oil is the new Ivermectin, in that it'd resolve the crisis the government needs us to go through.  

The difference between a cow and the January 6th riot at the US Capitol is you can only milk a cow 3 times a day.  

Yesterday President Biden spoke with Zelinsky about the ongoing crisis. Zelinsky promised all the assistance he could.  

I've finally managed to keep my energy bills down. I use a paperweight.  

Disney announced Disneyworld in Florida will not re-open until Ian identifies as Ida.  

Today Jesus would say you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free, except on Facebook where it will get you 30 days in jail.  

President Biden addressed the Conference on Hunger, Nutrition and Health that was held in the White House Thursday. He told the crowd how his father always addressed him as Joey and told him he must always be a Roosevelt Democrat. Then Joe asked Mr. Roosevelt to stand up and take a bow.  

Nancy Pelosi caused a stir Friday saying Florida should keep the illegal immigrants because they need these people to pick their crops. She could have picked a better husband herself. Every time her husband Paul asks the Google Maps girl for directions she says in four hundred feet stop and let her out.  

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[MISBAILEY]

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

[Reiuxcat]

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3 hours ago, MISBAILEY said:

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

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1 hour ago, Reiuxcat said:

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[mass55th]

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

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5 hours ago, mass55th said:

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

You're welcome, as always & the same to you, mass55th!