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In Case You Missed It Dept.: 

Al Sharpton on CNN Monday accused President Trump of using his July 4th speech to glorify dead slave owners. It was the theme of the day. Later that day, Colin Kaepernick signed a deal to partner with Disney and twenty minutes later accused Disney of engaging in Snow White Supremacy. 

President Trump doubled down on support for U.S. monuments, statues and tributes to our heroes, decrying college indoctrination, speech police and social media fascism. Left-wing agitators now want to cancel the Broadway musical Hamilton. They must have heard we were cousins. 

Illinois House Speaker Steven Madigan wants to replace a statue of Stephen Douglas in their capitol with a statue of Barack Obama. Recently Obama helped Biden raise millions of dollars in a Zoom party gathering. At the end of Obama's fundraising pitch, Joe Biden smiled and said thanks, O.J. 

Mayor Bill DeBlasio and protesters painted a huge Black Lives Matter mural on 5th Avenue in front of Trump Tower. These protests risk inciting a voter backlash like they did for Nixon. This year, I learned that those who do not learn from history are not that good at any other subject, either. 

Donald Trump Jr.'s girlfriend, former Fox News star Kimberly Guilfoyle, tested positive for Covid. The casualties are mounting around the president. On Thursday, one White House reporter tested positive for coronavirus, all the rest tested positive for Trump Derangement Syndrome. 

The New York Times told Joe Biden to skip the debates unless Trump releases his taxes. It seems like a ploy to keep him in the basement. Punxsutawney Joe emerged from his hole today and saw he's still the nominee and that means six more weeks of leading Trump in the polls for no apparent reason. 

The CDC backtracked a bit on school openings as Trump and teachers' unions fought over opening. Educators and health experts need to make up their minds, because families are on a deadline. Parents need to know if they are purchasing school clothes or more alcohol for August. 

Philadelphia Eagles mercurial wide receiver DeSean Jackson on Saturday tweeted a lengthy anti-Semitic screed that turned out to be a quote from the Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler. However, he quoted him without attribution. This Biden plagiarism virus appears to be as contagious as COVID. 

American Heritage denounced the destruction of U.S. monuments that reflect American history as a form of cultural murder by the left. I've given up. On July Fourth, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez watched Trump's speech in front of Mount Rushmore and asked which one was President Rushmore. 

The FBI reports Ghislaine Maxwell is required to wear a paper dress in jail to reduce her ability to commit suicide before she testifies. I can just hear next week's coroner's report. Maxwell was completely safe inside her paper dress until she tripped over a rock and fell on top of a pair of scissors. 

The Washington Redskins yielded to advertiser pressure and dropped their Redskins name, bowing to claims it's insensitive. And it didn't stop there. Hershey's announced Tuesday they are changing the name of Payday candy bars because it is offensive to people who don't want to work. 

President Trump acknowledged in his press conference Tuesday that a federal execution took place Tuesday. The U.S. government executed its first convicted prisoner in seventeen years, a white supremacist. CNN said it just shows that under Trump, white people get to go to the front of every line. 

Joe Biden dismissed Trump's charges about his mental capacity and pointed out his excellent physical shape. Like many people getting up there in years, he periodically suffers some stiffness in his lower back. So last week Joe Biden went to a chiropractor, who referred him to a paleontologist. 

The Washington Redskins got hit by sexual harassment claims by fifteen women who say they were the longtime objects of lewd conduct by men in the team office. The good news is, this answers what will be the team's new nickname. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Washington Weinstein's. 

-- Argus Hamilton 

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3 hours ago, DrPatReads said:

Great selection of Monday laughs and cautions, Pookie! Let's pick our battles carefully...

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Glad you liked 'em, DrPatReads!

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1 hour ago, mass55th said:

Thanks Pookie!! Have a great week!!

You're welcome, as always & the same to you, mass55th!

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