Today's Toons 2/10/20

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Fox News switched to regular programming with updates on the Senate trial after terrible ratings during the first day of full coverage. House Democrats just introduced their own brand of Russian vodka to celebrate their impeachment case against President Trump. It's zero proof.

Democrat candidate Tulsi Gabbard filed a lawsuit against Hillary Clinton in federal court for defamation of character for calling her a Russian agent in an interview. The legal brief in Tulsi's lawsuit against Hillary is twenty pages long. It could be the longest suicide note ever written.

President Trump addressed the World Economic Forum meeting in Switzerland Tuesday. The president gave his commitment to the environment by promising to plant one trillion trees. He's already started by planting Jeb Bush and Al Gore, maybe Elizabeth Warren can be the first Sequoia.

The U.S. Senate sat in session Tuesday with everyone required to sit at rapt attention for twelve long hours. The younger senators couldn't go on social media and the older senators couldn't get up to go pee. Just twelve years, ago we were denouncing Dick Cheney for torturing people like this.

The Senate impeachment trial proceeded Tuesday as Americans became educated on Senate Chamber rules. We learned that senators are only allowed to drink water or milk when they're in the chamber. After years, this finally explains Senator Teddy Kennedy's high rate of absenteeism.

Joe Biden's brother and daughter and son's business government deals were exposed in a new book Sunday. Mayor Pete told a black crowd he prefers Popeye's chicken. The near-hate tension between Elizabeth Warren and Bernie is so high their Secret Service code names are Bill and Hillary.

President Trump became the first president ever to attend the pro-life March for Life rally which drew thousands of supporters to the National Mall in Washington, D.C. In his speech, Trump declared that every child is a gift from God. I'm pretty sure he was referring to Hunter Biden.

Bernie Sanders got good news in Iowa presidential polls over the weekend. They showed him leading the other candidates by a twelve point margin. When Bernie was asked if, as a socialist, he should share the twelve points equally with his six rivals for the nomination, he turned Republican.

House impeachment manager Adam Schiff led a three-day partisan assault against President Trump in the Senate last week. I think he may need to go to recovery meetings at On and On and On and On. Adam Schiff's performance kept Iran's promise to retaliate against Trump with a drone.

The New York Times weighed in on the Democratic presidential race by giving out their endorsement just days before the Iowa caucuses. The newspaper endorsed Amy Klobuchar and Elizabeth Warren for president. They also picked the 49ers and the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl.

The New York Times alleged that John Bolton's new book claims that Trump wanted to withhold aid from Ukraine unless they investigated corruption. That doesn't make it a crime. John Bolton's book may not sell that well, but it's already made the New York Times Best Sellout List.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Reiuxcat]

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie,. :-)

RE: Pelosi - Actions speak louder than words. (video by Mr. Pinko)

 

[pookie18]

8 minutes ago, Reiuxcat said:

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie,. :-)

RE: Pelosi - Actions speak louder than words. (video by Mr. Pinko)

 

You're welcome, Rcat!

[mass55th]

Thanks Pookie!! Have a great week!!

[pookie18]

Just now, mass55th said:

Thanks Pookie!! Have a great week!!

My pleasure & the same to you, mass55th!