Today's Toons 12/16/19

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Hillary Clinton was interviewed by Judy Woodruff on PBS where she continued leaving the door open for her to join the Democratic presidential race. Pollsters point out that Hillary has a one hundred percent name recognition with voters. If she can overcome that she could get the nomination.

Hunter Biden was named by DNA as the father of a Little Rock baby. He just got re-married, his previous wife having divorced him over his affair with his brother's widow. It's proof to me the Democrats are running the wrong Biden for president if they want to win over today's electorate.

Senate Republicans vowed Hunter Biden must testify about his board of directors membership with the Ukraine gas giant Burisma while his father was in charge of Ukraine policy. Joe Biden replied angrily when asked if Hunter should have pulled out of Burisma. Her name is NOT Burisma.

The Chicago Tribune proposed compromise in the impeachment battle, suggesting a censure of Trump over his Ukraine call. Under the proposal, Trump would have to admit he said something wrong on the call and Democrats would have to accept that Trump is president. So it's going nowhere.

Barack Obama is reported by Politico to be worried about the leftward lurch of the Democratic presidential candidates. His advice of moderation irritated one liberal into saying that Obama's newfound wealth has converted him into a Republican. That's the same silly thing his butler tells him.

President Trump enjoyed spending Thanksgiving with U.S. troops in Afghanistan at Bagram Air Base. Trump was surrounded by the Taliban to the east, Russians to the north, Al Qaeda to the west, and the Iranians to the South. He said it was the safest he's felt since he moved to Washington.

The House Judiciary Committee holds impeachment hearings this week. Every morning, CNN has Trump locked up and put away, then every night, Fox News rides to the rescue and sets him free. Ever since Trump was elected, the news has replaced football as America's favorite contact sport.

The New York Times anointed sixteen-year-old Swedish eco-warrior Greta Thunberg the hero this planet needs as she sailed to a climate change conference in Spain today. Greta Thunberg declared her generation will decide the future. Her generation can't even decide if it's a boy or a girl.

House Democrats re-open impeachment hearings today as the House Judiciary Committee takes up the party's lifetime task of trying to take down Trump. The TV pundits on both sides must be in hog heaven. This week on cable news, dissent merges with commentary to form dysentery.

Elizabeth Warren fell in the polls as the cost of her Medicare for All proposal began to scare away centrists. She also has a persistent credibility problem. Elizabeth Warren faces new scrutiny over her past claims that she was a blind, black Rhythm and Blues singer back in the Sixties.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Reiuxcat]

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. :-)

[pookie18]

33 minutes ago, Reiuxcat said:

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. :-)

You're welcome, Rcat!

[rdoughty]

Extra-nice collection today! 

-Ron

[pookie18]

55 minutes ago, rdoughty said:

Extra-nice collection today! 

-Ron

Glad you liked 'em, Ron...just the luck of the draw...

[mass55th]

Thanks Pookie!! Have a great week!!

[pookie18]

2 minutes ago, mass55th said:

Thanks Pookie!! Have a great week!!

My pleasure & the same to you, mass55th!