pookie18 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Click below for related story: Click below for related story: Click below for related story: Click below for related story: Click below for Tony's toons: Click below for related story: Click below for related story: Click below for related story: Click below for related story: Click below for related story: This Thread Brought To You By The Number 0: In Case You Missed It Dept.: The Christian Science Monitor asked for less vulgar language in political discourse on cable TV. The same day, scientists announced they've just invented a wristband which emits an electric shock to your body whenever you say a curse word. The news left Robert DeNiro speechless. The University of Edinburgh will be hosting a forum in which white people are not allowed to ask any questions at the event. The format is gaining popularity on the left. House Democrats are currently hosting a forum in which white people aren't allowed to ask any questions about the Bidens. Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders felt chest pains and checked into the Las Vegas Sunrise Hospital. It's the hospital where your odds of living are posted on the board at the Caesar's Palace sports book. Doctors say Bernie's in good spirits but soon he'll be back to his old self. Jerry Jones mocked the NFL referees who flagged his coach for unsportsmanlike conduct for cussing at the referees when a big penalty was called against the Dallas Cowboys. Jones is facing a huge fine. Apparently, Trump's not enough, the whistleblowers are now going after Trump supporters. Hillary Clinton called Trump an illegitimate president while giving TV interviews to promote her book. She still has a legal cloud over her head. If Trump really wants to lock Hillary up, he should just give her a job in the Trump administration and the House Democrats will do it for him. President Trump spoke with reporters and tore into House Democrats and the media over their mania to make his call to Ukraine a scandal. It's nuts. I'd give anything for the House impeachment hearings to formally begin by somebody asking AOC to point out Ukraine on the map. Democratic Socialist candidate Bernie Sanders checked out of the hospital in Las Vegas l after suffering a heart attack while campaigning in Nevada. He'll be in the presidential debate. Bernie's prognosis is for a full recovery, which is a lot more than you can say for his economic plan. NBC News quoted the whistle-blower's lawyer saying that a second whistleblower has come forward to rat out Trump to the Intelligence Committee. It sounds less like evidence than commentary. The whistleblower didn't overhear Trump's phone call to Ukraine, but he watches CNN. Bernie Sanders was in Nevada when chest pains forced him into the hospital where a surgeon put in two stents. Bernie's hospital room is filled with flowers, balloons and cards. Hillary was nice enough to have a double-chili dog with onions and an order of steak fries delivered to him personally. The NBA apologized to China after a Houston Rockets GM tweeted his support for the Hong Kong protestors. That's a total abdication of Anglo-American values. The NBA is also apologizing in advance to North Korea, Iran, Iraq, and any other repressive regimes they could make money from. -- Argus Hamilton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reiuxcat Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mass55th Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Thanks for the Toons Pookie! Have a great week!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted October 21, 2019 Author Share Posted October 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Reiuxcat said: Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. :-) You're welcome, Rcat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted October 21, 2019 Author Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 hour ago, mass55th said: Thanks for the Toons Pookie! Have a great week!! My pleasure & the same to you, mass55th! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenoshamarge Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 11 hours ago, pookie18 said: The Christian Science Monitor asked for less vulgar language in political discourse on cable TV. The same day, scientists announced they've just invented a wristband which emits an electric shock to your body whenever you say a curse word. The news left Robert DeNiro speechless. Too, too funny! Thanks for this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted October 21, 2019 Author Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Kenoshamarge said: Too, too funny! Thanks for this! Couldn't happen to a nicer guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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