pookie18 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Click below for Tony's toons: Click below for related video: Click below for related story: Click below for related story: Click below for related video: Click below for related story: Click below for related story: This Thread Brought To You By The Letter C: In Case You Missed It Dept.: Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spoke to a South-by-Southwest gathering in Austin. She preached the glories of socialism. The young crowd gave her a standing ovation, the mainstream media gave her glowing reviews, and Venezuela went dark for five days in her honor. The Iowa polls have Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders with a big lead over the other Democratic candidates. Their dominance would give Democrats three choices. It's between a socialist who admired the Soviet Union, a backer of school segregation in Maryland in the 70s, and Just Shoot Me. Congresswoman Ilhan Omar followed up her anti-Semitic remarks by calling Barack Obama a murderer. David Duke just backed Ilhan Omar, saying she's one of the most important people in Congress. I predict they will end up becoming BFF's and go shopping for head coverings together. Democratic presidential candidate Senator Bernie Sanders spoke to twelve thousand cheering fans in Chicago Saturday night, where the old guy vowed that he will completely re-make the United States. Bernie said he's still got one question about Hillary's e-mail scandal. What the hell is e-mail? Hillary Clinton used her Southern accent in Selma Sunday to blame her election loss on black voter suppression in Wisconsin. We can recite her rituals by heart by now. It seems like it was just ten days ago that Luke Perry reported he had evidence that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. Jussie Smollette was indicted for staging a racist attack on himself. He hired two Nigerians to pose as Trump supporters and assault him. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is angry at herself for not staging this kind of attack on herself first, but with two flatulent cows posing as the Trump supporters. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spoke to a South-by-Southwest gathering in Austin on Sunday. She preached the glories of socialism. The young crowd gave her a standing ovation, the mainstream media gave her glowing reviews, and Venezuela went dark for five days in her honor. Special Counsel Robert Mueller was reported set to submit his report to the Attorney General on the Trump-Russia collusion investigation, with House Democrats expressing worry it may not produce a crime. On Monday, Nancy Pelosi called off impeachment. So see, you CAN blink on Botox. Jay Leno ripped the three network talk late-night talk shows in an interview Tuesday, saying they have become political pep rallies. These hosts are NOT the comedian-grandsons of Johnny Carson. Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert walk into a bar, then lower the bar. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was preaching socialism to an enraptured young audience at an Austin conference. A poll came out Monday saying half of young people in America say they want to live in a socialist country. They already would if they could, but they can't afford to live in Santa Monica. Democrats have a new plan of action which they think can win. For every month Trump remains president, they give Paul Manafort another three years in federal prison. The Democratic Party's number of presidential candidates reached twenty-three this weekend with the leading candidate Joe Biden still in the stables. Joe said Wednesday that he will make an announcement in April. He should start talking now and he will get to that part of the speech by April. Democrat Beto O'Rourke assured Iowans Friday he's a capitalist, then covered his admission in climate warnings. His message isn't ironed out yet. When I read a quote from Beto O'Rourke I get the feeling that Felicity Huffman must've bribed somebody to get him on the cover of Vanity Fair. -- Argus Hamilton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oralee Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 A GREAT WAY TO START MY WEEK. THANKS POOKIE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reiuxcat Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Thanks for the toons Pookie. :-) Always great to see SuperTed. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMAC Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Have a great week Pookie... today’s toons said it all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Oralee said: A GREAT WAY TO START MY WEEK. THANKS POOKIE. You're welcome, Oralee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Reiuxcat said: Thanks for the toons Pookie. :-) Always great to see SuperTed. :-D My pleasure, Rcat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 hour ago, TMAC said: Have a great week Pookie... today’s toons said it all! Thanks & the same to you, TMAC! Tomorrow's toons may beg to differ ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mass55th Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Happy Monday Pookie!! Thanks for the Toons, and I hope you have a great week!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 hour ago, mass55th said: Happy Monday Pookie!! Thanks for the Toons, and I hope you have a great week!! You're welcome, as always & the same to you, mass55th! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDave Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 4 hours ago, SuperDave said: Pls rmv apostrophe from TEN'S & repost..tx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hauntess Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Definitely delivered! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Hauntess said: Definitely delivered! Thanks! My pleasure, as ever, Hauntess! The mail must get through... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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