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'Google Is Killing Magic,' Witch Complains


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Google gets blamed for a lot, some of it deservedly so. However, if I worked at Google, I would make this story out of England into a poster to hang on my cubicle wall. You see, according to self-proclaimed witch Marian Green, Google, in cahoots with other giants of the Internet, is killing magic.
To be fair to Marian Green, she's a white witch. She only casts happy, positive spells. If I were her, I'd cozy up to a black witch and encourage said black witch to put some pins in a Google-shaped voodoo doll. (If I were Marian Green, I'd also convene a coven and figure out how to label and categorize witchcraft in a manner that doesn't sound racist.)
While Green tries to figure out how to solve this "Google problem," she has a few things to politely get off her chest.:snip:

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