pookie18 Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Click below for Tony's toons: Click below for related audio: This Thread Brought To You By The Letter P: In Case You Missed It Dept.: The Gallup Poll shows Democrats and Republicans more divided than ever on Donald Trump, taxes, and immigration. It has turned this country into the United Tourette's of America. We don't need taxes to balance the budget and pay off the national debt, all we need is a swear jar on Facebook. UN Ambassador Nikki Haley announced the U.S. will cut its money to the U.N. by two hundred eighty billion dollars. It could cripple the United Nations and force it to move to Geneva. Fish have to swim, birds have to fly, and Trump has to get his hands on that high-rise property on the East River. Hillary Clinton was voted Most Admired Woman in America for the record twenty-second time in the Gallup Poll. Eleanor Roosevelt won it the second-most times and the third most was Jackie Kennedy. Apparently to win the award, you must marry a great Democrat and then look the other way. The National Arboretum Commission ordered the removal of the Jackson Magnolia tree from the White House lawn after nearly two centuries. You could see the logic behind the bureaucracy's order. The tree was planted by the slave owner Andrew Jackson, so it's a racist plant and it's got to go. Israel will name a Jerusalem train station after President Trump calling it Trump station. His popularity in Israel puts Jewish Democrats in a pickle that even Mel Brooks couldn't make up. For the first time in the history of comedy, it could be considered anti-Semitic to make fun of a German. -- Argus Hamilton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenoshamarge Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 21 minutes ago, pookie18 said: Hillary Clinton was voted Most Admired Woman in America for the record twenty-second time in the Gallup Poll. Eleanor Roosevelt won it the second-most times and the third most was Jackie Kennedy. Apparently to win the award, you must marry a great Democrat and then look the other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted January 1, 2018 Author Share Posted January 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kenoshamarge said: Mornin', Kenoshamarge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheltieParker Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 "UN Ambassador Nikki Haley announced the U.S. will cut its money to the U.N. by two hundred eighty billion dollars. It could cripple the United Nations and force it to move to Geneva. Fish have to swim, birds have to fly, and Trump has to get his hands on that high-rise property on the East River." UM, that is MILLION not BILLION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted January 1, 2018 Author Share Posted January 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, SheltieParker said: "UN Ambassador Nikki Haley announced the U.S. will cut its money to the U.N. by two hundred eighty billion dollars. It could cripple the United Nations and force it to move to Geneva. Fish have to swim, birds have to fly, and Trump has to get his hands on that high-rise property on the East River." UM, that is MILLION not BILLION Bad Argus, bad! Thanks for the correction, SheltieParker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reiuxcat Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Happy New Year Pookie. Thanks for the toons. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted January 1, 2018 Author Share Posted January 1, 2018 34 minutes ago, Reiuxcat said: Happy New Year Pookie. Thanks for the toons. :-) Happy new year & you're welcome, Rcat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mass55th Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 I'm looking forward to another outstanding year of Pookie's Toons!! Thank you for letting me start the new year out right Pookie!! May you have a happy, and healthy 2018!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted January 1, 2018 Author Share Posted January 1, 2018 8 minutes ago, mass55th said: I'm looking forward to another outstanding year of Pookie's Toons!! Thank you for letting me start the new year out right Pookie!! May you have a happy, and healthy 2018!! My pleasure & a happy, healthy new year to you & yours, mass55th! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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