pookie18 Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Click below for Tony's toons: Congressional Harassment Settlements: Click below for related story: Click below for related lyrics/video: This Thread Brought To You By The Letters C & W: In Case You Missed It Dept.: House and Senate Republicans finished drafting their proposed tax cut bills Wednesday. Let the bargaining begin. With a showdown looming with Congress over deficit reduction, President Trump just offered to cut three programs--Rachel Maddow's, Don Lemon's and Anderson Cooper's. California activists are collecting signatures for a ballot measure for California to secede from the U.S. The new citizenship test asks if you'd support the California constitution, if you'd accept racial equality, and if you'd watch Harvey Weinstein take a shower for a three-picture deal. If you can answer yes to any two of those three questions, then you would pass the California citizenship test. President Trump while in Vietnam waged Twitter war with Kim Jung Un and he urged the U.S. to get along with Russia. No one noticed. The big news was here in Hollywood, where King Kong emphatically denied that eighty-five years ago he exposed himself on top of the Empire State Building. The New York Post reported the first Gallup poll sizing up the American voter mood ahead of the next presidential election Monday. Any conclusions would be premature. The poll shows Trump losing the next election by twelve points to Any Functional Adult, but that doesn't help the Democrats. New Republic cited the media for making up gaffes in Trump's Asia trip. It included the overfeeding the Koi fish story, misquoting his speech to Tokyo automakers, and miscasting his Putin remarks. Trump could walk across the Potomac and the Post headline would read Trump Can't Swim. President Trump returned to work in the White House Wednesday after an eleven-day trip to Asia where he made business deals and foreign policy. He also obtained the release of U.S. prisoners. Those three UCLA basketball players should be back from China today, unless they steal the airliner. UCLA basketball players publicly apologized after they were arrested and jailed for shoplifting in China. Talk about a brutal experience. They were interrogated, berated, ridiculed and kept in total isolation, and that was on the UCLA campus after they praised Trump for securing their release. Mattel released a new Muslim hijab-wearing Barbie doll which Mattel explained was modeled on an Olympic fencer. She should find work right away because President Trump is looking for Olympic fencers. He needs to put up two thousand miles of fence before the next presidential election. Congresswoman Maxine Waters led a Los Angeles audience in chanting Impeach Forty-Five Monday night. She can't specify any charge, but she's sure he's a racist and hates poor people. Some people play the victim card so well I'm surprised that they don't carry around their own chalk. -- Argus Hamilton It just came out that as many as four elected officials have NOT been accused of sexual harassment. -- Jimmy Fallon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TED Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Thanks Pookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 17 minutes ago, TED said: Thanks Pookie. You're welcome, TED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reiuxcat Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Thanks for the toons and share Pookie. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Reiuxcat said: Thanks for the toons and share Pookie. :-) My pleasure, Rcat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mass55th Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Happy Monday Pookie!! Thanks for the Toons. Hope you have a great week!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, mass55th said: Happy Monday Pookie!! Thanks for the Toons. Hope you have a great week!! You're welcome, as always & the same to you, mass55th! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Googie Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Thank you for the share, Pookie! I love 'Poker After Dark' and Leeann Tweeden! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Googie said: Thank you for the share, Pookie! I love 'Poker After Dark' and Leeann Tweeden! My pleasure, as ever, Googie! That's the only time he could play poker with Leeann... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Googie Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, pookie18 said: My pleasure, as ever, Googie! That's the only time he could play poker with Leeann... LOL! You surprised me with that comeback, Pookie! Surprised Cary Grant too and what the heck are they doing anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Googie Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Aw, It was a good gif too. It isn't there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Googie said: LOL! You surprised me with that comeback, Pookie! Surprised Cary Grant too and what the heck are they doing anyway? Measuring his inseam? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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