President Reveals Ark of the Covenant, Warns Sequester Would Slash Research

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President Reveals Ark of the Covenant, Warns Sequester Would Slash Research

 

by John SextonFeb 25, 2013 9:24 AM PT

 

 

Expecting to see that headline on an AP story any day now. It would go something like this:

 

This morning President Obama shocked the nation when he unveiled the Ark of the Covenant on the White House lawn. The President said he was revealing the artifact now because critical "Ark research funding" could be cut if the sequester was allowed to go into effect.

 

"It was never my plan to reveal to the American people that the Ark of the Covenant has been kept in a government laboratory for the past 75 years, but my hand was forced," the President said to a crowd of stunned White House pool reporters.

 

"For 75 years this incredible relic has been studied at a secure

 

[clearvision]

LOL

[SrWoodchuck]

Hey Baracky-boy......go ahead & touch the Ark......

[Valin]

LOL

 

 

Well Put.