clearvision Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 CNN:President Barack Obama bluntly defended his administration's response to the undersea gusher fouling the Gulf of Mexico on Monday, telling an interviewer he has met with experts to learn "whose ass to kick.""I was down there a month ago, before most of these talking heads were even paying attention to the Gulf," Obama told NBC's "Today" show in an interview scheduled to air Tuesday. "A month ago I was meeting with fishermen down there, standing in the rain talking about what a potential crisis this could be."A variety of critics have accused Obama of being too cerebral in his reaction to the undersea gusher now fouling the Gulf of Mexico, of failing to put the full force of the administration and of putting too much trust in oil company BP. But Obama told NBC his deliberations have been more than academic."I don't sit around talking to experts because this is a college seminar," Obama continued. "We talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick."The disaster was uncorked by an explosion aboard the offshore oil rig Deepwater Horizon on April 20 that killed 11 workers. The rig sank two days later, and estimates of the amount of oil pouring into the gulf from the undersea blowout grew rapidly in the following week. -------Why the need for all the experts we all know it will be Bush's ass that needs kicking.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saveliberty Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 The Exxon Valdez guy thinks that he will be blamed. Why was BP forced to go so deep to drill, when a spill in a shallow region could be managed better and cleaned up quickly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Clearvision NCTexan saveliberty Language clearly unsuited for any of our nation's leaders. For pResident, OK, but not for President. But the Man-child has to take out on somebody. He gets his ass kicked on a regular basis by Mechelle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geee Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Our leader indeed makes some profound and history worthy statements. I do hope his biographers don't miss any for posterity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AnneV Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Mr. President *choke* you wanna talk ass kicking...see ya in November 2012 buddy boy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valin Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Obama looking for 'whose ass to kick' I'd recommend his own. If he's not up for it himself...I've got some size 10's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCTexan Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 You can stop looking now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrWoodchuck Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Obama looking for 'whose ass to kick' I'd recommend his own. If he's not up for it himself...I've got some size 10's. Posteriority! For quote he said, "I've ass to kick!" & plethora of rumps to pick... To pick George Bush is way too dumb... For his, is a retired bum... Perchance, if glanced in any mirror... He'd find a most deserving rear, er... As Geee suggests,"It's overdue!" & Valin offers his own shoe... No...it's e'er someone else, instead... His own...if kicked...would hurt his head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickadee Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Obama looking for 'whose ass to kick' I'd recommend his own. If he's not up for it himself...I've got some size 10's. Posteriority! For quote he said, "I've ass to kick!" & plethora of rumps to pick... To pick George Bush is way too dumb... For his, is a retired bum... Perchance, if glanced in any mirror... He'd find a most deserving rear, er... As Geee suggests,"It's overdue!" & Valin offers his own shoe... No...it's e'er someone else, instead... His own...if kicked...would hurt his head! WooHoo! SrWoodchuck. That's just excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saveliberty Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Obama looking for 'whose ass to kick' I'd recommend his own. If he's not up for it himself...I've got some size 10's. Posteriority! For quote he said, "I've ass to kick!" & plethora of rumps to pick... To pick George Bush is way too dumb... For his, is a retired bum... Perchance, if glanced in any mirror... He'd find a most deserving rear, er... As Geee suggests,"It's overdue!" & Valin offers his own shoe... No...it's e'er someone else, instead... His own...if kicked...would hurt his head! WooHoo! SrWoodchuck. That's just excellent. SrWoodchuck, that is wonderful! I read it to Mom and she loved it. Mom says hello to everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCTexan Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Obama looking for 'whose ass to kick' I'd recommend his own. If he's not up for it himself...I've got some size 10's. Posteriority! For quote he said, "I've ass to kick!" & plethora of rumps to pick... To pick George Bush is way too dumb... For his, is a retired bum... Perchance, if glanced in any mirror... He'd find a most deserving rear, er... As Geee suggests,"It's overdue!" & Valin offers his own shoe... No...it's e'er someone else, instead... His own...if kicked...would hurt his head! SrWoodChuck You are a poet of the first order. Cut from the same cloth as brother Dylan... ... and I'm sure you know it! I sat with my high-heeled sneakers onWaiting to play tennis in the noonday sun I had my white shorts rolled up past my waist And my wig-hat was falling in my face But they wouldn't let me on the tennis court. I gotta woman, she's so mean She sticks my boots in the washing machine Sticks me with buckshot when I'm nude Puts bubblegum in my food She's funny, wants my money, calls me "honey." Now I gotta friend who spends his life Stabbing my picture with a bowie-knife Dreams of strangling me with a scarf When my name comes up he pretends to barf. I've got a million friends! Now they asked me to read a poem At the sorority sister's home I got knocked down and my head was swimmin' I wound up with the Dean of Women Yippee! I'm a poet, and I know it. Hope I don't blow it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valin Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Obama looking for 'whose ass to kick' I'd recommend his own. If he's not up for it himself...I've got some size 10's. Posteriority! For quote he said, "I've ass to kick!" & plethora of rumps to pick... To pick George Bush is way too dumb... For his, is a retired bum... Perchance, if glanced in any mirror... He'd find a most deserving rear, er... As Geee suggests,"It's overdue!" & Valin offers his own shoe... No...it's e'er someone else, instead... His own...if kicked...would hurt his head! He's a poet, and didn't know it. But his feet they show it. Cuz they're "Longfellows"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrWoodchuck Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 He's a poet, and didn't know it. But his feet they show it. Cuz they're "Longfellows"! Yes, sadly they're 13's. My father used to say,"....those things are going to have to fit in your mouth, on occasion..." Thanks for the kudos......but I was inspired by "O." If he ever clears his shoulders....something here that I saw at a great website, I Own The World: Edited to add this, for his stance on terrorism: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCTexan Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Can't you just imagine the indignation of the Elite Liberal Intelligentsia if that "cowboy" Bush had used such crudeness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geee Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 SrWoodchuck Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanguine Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 He has to ask whose *** to kick only because he can't find his own with both hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollyannaish Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Obama looking for 'whose ass to kick' I'd recommend his own. If he's not up for it himself...I've got some size 10's. Posteriority! For quote he said, "I've ass to kick!" & plethora of rumps to pick... To pick George Bush is way too dumb... For his, is a retired bum... Perchance, if glanced in any mirror... He'd find a most deserving rear, er... As Geee suggests,"It's overdue!" & Valin offers his own shoe... No...it's e'er someone else, instead... His own...if kicked...would hurt his head! Brilliant! Excellent! Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Simmons Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Couldn't have put it better myself. I throw in my size 13s as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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