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Scott Johnson

July 28 2017

Ammo Grrrll suffered MICROAGGRESSION IN ABILENE. She writes:

This happened to me on my Spring road trip from the Dusty Little Village to my hometown in Minnesota. Naturally, I have been in therapy ever since. First, to recover, and second, to try to establish enough of a case for emotional distress that I can sue. Then I plan to write a book and possibly design a line of t-shirts that I can peddle. (Late, Late Middle Aged Lives Matter!) I am hoping that Gal Gadot will play me in the obligatory movie – No Hotel Chain for Old Ladies — in the unlikely event that Scarlett Johansson is unavailable.

I can’t count the number of times strangers have asked me, “Aren’t you that pert girl, Scarlett?” Or possibly, “Isn’t that shirt from Carhartt?” My hearing isn’t what it used to be.

So, what happened? Trigger warning! Get your Play-Doh!

 

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9 hours ago, Valin said:

 

 

Late, Late Middle Aged Lives Matter!     :D

Say those living late, late middle aged lives.

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