Today's Toons 6/26/17

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This Thread Brought To You By The Letters C & L:

 

In Case You Missed It Dept.:

 

Congress went into bipartisan repair mode following a crazed gunman's firing at Republican lawmakers at baseball practice Wednesday. Both parties reacted characteristically. Speaker Ryan asked for an end to the hateful political rhetoric and Nancy Pelosi demanded that baseball be banned.

 

The New York Times reported Special Counsel Bob Mueller is probing Trump for obstruction of justice. It didn't say how you cover up a crime that never occurred. If the U.S. government vetted Middle East refugees as closely as the media vets Trump this country would be safer than Switzerland.

 

Time Warner defended sponsoring New York's Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar in which Trump is depicted as the dictator assassinated by mass stabbing in the Roman senate. It's just the start. Hollywood called and they have a role for Trump in the next Zapruder film.

 

President Trump's attorney Jay Sekulow told NBC the president is not under Special Counsel probe for obstruction of justice as the New York Times had said. What do you expect? If Donald Trump walked across the Potomac River, the New York Times headline would say Trump Can't Swim.

 

An Indiana driver fired at a big rig trucker hoisting a Make America Great Again flag Friday. The day before, a guy fired on GOP lawmakers at ball practice. You can disagree with their politics but you have to admit that the Democrats have found a way to make long haul trucking and baseball a lot less boring.

 

A Democratic strategist said Republicans must be hunted Tuesday after two weeks of shooting GOP lawmakers, fake-stabbing Trump onstage in Central Park and Kathy Griffin holding up the president's severed head. It's nuts. The 1960s just phoned the 2010s and said you win, you're crazier.

 

The Supreme Court ruled Tuesday free speech allows football teams to trademark disparaging team names including the Washington Redskins. Some Indian groups thought the name connoted racism, imperialism and cultural destruction. They want the name changed to the Maryland Redskins.

 

Russia vowed to shoot down U.S. jets over Syria after the U.S. shot down a Russian-made Syrian jet that morning. It's disheartening. Perhaps Democrats can impeach Trump for killing Nicole Brown Simpson because there's more evidence of that than there is of his colluding with the Russians.

 

The Hollywood Reporter announced Tuesday three-time Best Actor Oscar winner Daniel Day Lewis is retiring from the movie business. Generally speaking, retirement from Hollywood means one of two things. Either he's had his breast implants removed or he's coming out in favor of Trump.

 

President Trump released his financial records Monday which revealed he made six hundred million dollars last year while being elected President of the United States of America. You heard right. The news resulted in a one-day moratorium on late-night comics telling Trump-is-Stupid jokes.

 

Democrats failed in their bid to add two impeachment votes in Tuesday's election. The verdict is clear. Americans are so worn out after eight years of Hope and Change, the tension could only be relieved by a feature-length Roadrunner cartoon starring Wile E. Media and Beep Beep the President.

 

President Trump tweeted his congratulations to GOP candidate Karen Handel for winning the hotly contested House race in Georgia on Tuesday. The election results were a lot closer than they should have been due to political ineptitude. It turns out the Russians hacked the wrong Georgia.

 

Democrats called for changing the party's message after Tuesday's House losses. The current one needs punching up. America is a sexist, racist country that jails its minorities, poisons its water and exploits its poor, and it's wrong to stop illegal immigrants from coming here to enjoy its blessings.

 

The Nevada Parole Board will conduct O.J. Simpson's release hearing in July. He'll be entering a much different world. O.J. could drive that Ford Bronco up and down Pacific Coast Highway with blood dripping out the door and the news would still only follow what Donald Trump was doing today.

 

-- Argus Hamilton

 

Following losses in two special congressional elections this week, one Democratic staffer reportedly said, "We have 80-year-old leaders and 90-year-old ranking members. This isn't a party, it's a giant assisted living center." Even worse, the reporter then asked about the upcoming G7 summit, and several people yelled "Bingo!"

 

-- Seth Meyers

 

 

(Thank you, TheOldLady)

[TED]

Thanks Pookie.

[pookie18]

22 minutes ago, TED said:

Thanks Pookie.

You're welcome, TED!

[Reiuxcat]

Thanks for the toons Pookie. :-)

[pookie18]

1 hour ago, Reiuxcat said:

Thanks for the toons Pookie. :-)

My pleasure, Rcat!

[mass55th]

Thanks Pookie!! You always help me start my week off on the right foot!! Have a great week!!

[pookie18]

10 minutes ago, mass55th said:

Thanks Pookie!! You always help me start my week off on the right foot!! Have a great week!!

You're welcome, as always & the same to you, mass55th!