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The Week in Pictures: Post-Debate Edition

Steven Hayward

August 8, 2015

 

 

Well by now you’ve read your fill of post debate vivisections of the candidates’ performance in the two debates sessions on Thursday, so all I’ll add is the general comment that when you consider that the Democrats: 1) have a field of really old candidates with really old ideas (socialism? seriously?), and 2 have scheduled a grand total of zero debates so far, you have a general sense of where the political center of gravity is in the county right now. The GOP could do worse than simply draw lots and pick just about any one of the 17 declared candidates, and with a couple of obvious exceptions, have someone really good heading the ticket. (But that ticket really ought to include Carl Just sayin’.) Oh yeah, and don’t forget Obama saved the planet and stopped the rise of the sea level this week–just six years later than he originally said it would happen.

 

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Heh. This one’s a two-fer.

 

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Okay, just kidding. Here’s the real one. . .

 

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Truth in Humor

 

California

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re the nature of coyotes. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.

Texas

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.75 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

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Truth in Humor

 

California

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re the nature of coyotes. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.

Texas

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.75 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

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Except, Perry used a Ruger "Texas Special" .380 caliber pistol.....and the Governor of California doesn't own a dog...he cohabitates equally with an animal partner.

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Instapundit: August 11, 2015

 

HANDS UP, DON’T LOOT: Ferguson Cops Shot A Guy Just Because He Was Shooting At Them, as Ferguson is in a state of emergency AGAIN — after police are shot at and shops looted as town marks anniversary of Michael Brown’s death.

 

As Jon Gabriel likes to say, “My favorite part about the Obama era is all the racial healing.”

 

RELATED: A friendly reminder from Kurt Schlichter:

 

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From the You Can't Make It Up Fast Enough File...

 

Terrormonitor.org@Terror_Monitor

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#ISIS supporters call #Pluto to be renamed “Moon of Mohammed” claiming #Arabic message appears on its surface:reports

 

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I'll be bad and say how about one Muslim country step up and send a rocket... to another planet, before they get to start claiming names...

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Everything You Need To Know About the 2016 Election

 

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Top 5 Republicans The group includes two Hispanics, one African-American, a woman, and one intellectually-disabled American (and longtime Democratic donor). That’s pretty diverse!

 

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That’s five old white people (average age: 66.6*) one of whom happens to be a woman. Not very diverse.

 

 

 

 

 

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Aug 11, 2015

Trump thinks Mexican immigrants need to be stopped from crossing the border and taking our jobs, but also thinks Mexicans love him. This is just one example Ben Howe gives Scott Ott of Donald Trump's word vomit.

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Aug 11, 2015

Trump thinks Mexican immigrants need to be stopped from crossing the border and taking our jobs, but also thinks Mexicans love him. This is just one example Ben Howe gives Scott Ott of Donald Trump's word vomit.

 

@Valin

 

You need a "Prop" for your "aganda..."

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@SrWoodchuck

 

Agenda? My only agenda is to drive DT out of the race so people who could actually be President can make there case without the clown around sucking the air out of the room.

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@SrWoodchuck

 

Agenda? My only agenda is to drive DT out of the race so people who could actually be President can make there case without the clown around sucking the air out of the room.

 

 

Gee, @Valin....you fooled me.

 

I like the terrified looks that the other candidates have on occasion, when confronted with their reaction to DT's statements.

 

At least the American voter is getting an airing of some of the things that "Republ-ocrats" refuse to even talk about.

 

BTW: It's not agenda, it's "aganda" as in Propaganda.

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@SrWoodchuck

 

There is a reason why people should should be scared of DT Donald Trump in the Oval Office!

People are (rightly) angry at The Party...Fine There's Ted Cruz...Carly Fiorina. People want something done about Immigration...fine Rick Perry. People want a Non Politician...fine...Ben Carson, people want an outsider...fine That is preety much all of them. None of them are big mouth blow hards with thin skins and and no ideas.

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