Angry, Stoned, Clueless Leftist Mobs 'Occupy Wall Street'

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Human Events:

There were hordes of naked women, the kind of chicks that should never bare it all in public. Ever. There were illegal narcotics, mostly weed. Lots and lots of weed. There were police barriers broken, fistfights with law enforcement started, and an unseemly amount of patchouli.

If you’re thinking, “Hmm, Jason, what you’re describing must be a leftist protest,” you are correct. Specifically, it was the gathering of unemployed Marxist sympathizers who’ve descended into NYC’s financial district to organize sit-ins and marches under the banner of what they’re calling “Occupy Wall Street.” These “fight the power” wannabes made headlines over the weekend for their clash with the police, with more than 80 of them getting arrested for disorderly conduct, blocking traffic, and assaulting police officers.

But like most leftist demonstrations, this army of Birkenstocks has no idea what it's supposed to be protesting and why.

Take the protesters' chants, for starters. Courtesy of 77 WABC, here’s what residents, taxi drivers, and tourists have been accosted with over the past week: “The Banks Got Bailed Out, We Got Sold Out.”